The only thing free right now is a smile. 

                         I hope this gives you one.

                               Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the
                               came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying
                               the fishing, which was super.  At the end of the day, knowing that
                               they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they
                               would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
 
                              Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they
                              had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long
                              came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, "This is the place!".
 
                             The other replied, "No, it's not!".
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                             The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank
                             on the other side.
 
                            To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover!"
 
                            

                             A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,

                                 but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

                            She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

                            The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."